Please reply to: 110 Primrose St. Chevy Chase, MD 20815 301-951-0922 April 23, 1990 To the Editor The Washington Post 1150 15th Street, N.W. Washington, D.C. 20071 Dear Sir or Madam: The recent brouhaha in Virginia over Governor Wilder's action taking back the low-number license plates that ex-Governor Baliles had awarded points toward a big opportunity for everybody to win: Virginia, Maryland, and the District of Columbia, and the other states could pick up a nice piece of change for their universities or other worthy causes using the principle that public honor can be sold to people at zero supply cost. For example, Spanish kings made a good business of selling titles. Lordships are commonly auctioned in England nowadays; Not long ago plain Harold Hobbs of Sussex became Lord of the Manor of Plegden Commons, a title dating back to the Middle Ages, by bidding $9,000 at a public auction. And when I was a child, some Jewish synagogues sold the torah ceremony roles in an auction on the first day of Rosh Hashanah that was marvelous comic relief to the serious High Holiday mood. The states and the District could auction off the numbered license plates. Number 1 goes to the person who bids the biggest donation, number 2 to the next biggest, and so on. Give the governor (or mayor) and other muckamucks plates that say "GOVERNOR" (or "GUV"), "MAYOR," "COUNCIL," and so on. The outgoing politicians can have "EX-GUV" and the like. The auction might be held on television, call-in style. A celebrity from government or sports or entertainment could m.c. the show. And it might be held at the convention center. Anyone who wants to come might have to pledge $25.00 or so even if not a winning bidder. And it might be billed as the millionaires' charity bash. Something for nothing? Yes, Virginia, there really is a free lunch sometimes. But whether officialdom and bureaucracy can stir themselves to prepare the lunch for us is another matter. How about it, you energetic and imaginative politicians? And the first state that pulls this off will probably get the credit for pioneering a freebie benefit program that the other states in the Union will follow. Sincerely, Julian L. Simon page 1 /article0 license9/April 23, 1990